As the World Turns

I begin my day by checking to see if I have any messages on my new IPhone – voice, text picture, I’ll take anything. If there are no messages, I spend at least 5 minutes trying to figure out who I have offended and how I can fix it. Next I check my applications are they all updated. I check to see what’s new, what I just have to have. Then, believe it or not, I actually go to work. During work, I wait for my alarms to go off, signaling that I am important, I am busy, and I am loved. I sneak in several games during the day and pretend that I am updating my very busy schedule with work related meetings, of course. What? Time to go home already? The time flies by when you are constantly checking your phone. On the way home I call several people for no good reason just so that people in passing cars will hopefully glimpse me on my very important, very stylish IPhone. I spend the evening checking my email, surfing random internet sites and just bonding with my IPhone. During this time I will also cook dinner and try to spend “quality time” with my family. Life is good.